The awkward moment when the weirdest kid in school has a boyfriend/girlfriend and you’re still forever alone.

i-think-youre-cool-so-i:

imagine if it went the opposite way around

Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: MARRY ME
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.

My followers are alergic to my ask box.

(Source: dancing-with-a-zombie)

Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.
Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.
Tumblr: DON'T CHA
Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
Tumblr: DON'T CHA

me when i first joined tumblr

me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already